Pronounce Our /Names/ Sweatshirt

This cozy cotton-poly blend keeps you warm and unreadable to drama. Featuring your phonetic name and a unique way to spell it, loud and proud. It’s ideal for cultural events, potlucks, or any setting where you have a feeling you'll have to say your name again and again.

✨ Features:

• Medium-heavy fabric for cozy resistance
  
  
• Ribbed collar that bounces back better than your fake smile when someone butchers your name
  
  
• Made with ethically grown US cotton, unlike our government
  
  Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean. This sweatshirt has boundaries, too.